I took a walk and on that walk I saw Homer Simpson staring out at me from a window and remembered that once, Alex Vance compared himself to Homer Simpson and I thought to myself, “When I finally track down Alex Vance, this is how it will be: he will find me before I find him. He will be waiting for me as Yoda was waiting for Luke on Dagobah (insert your own culture reference that you get where the sensei awaits his apprentice). “ In the time that it took my brain to think that up, three days had passed. I was wet, hungry, and my diaper needed changing. Who is Alex Vance? How is it that this man is able to support himself and at the same time rule Buzz Net like some Egyptian God-King? Clearly, he is our Pharaoh but all we know is the unknowns. What does he do for a job? Where does he live? With whom does he share his life outside of Buzz Net? Is he a mortal man or some camera deity, collecting images from around the world? We may never know, but I will spend my life trying to find out – or at least until Creepatron says something catty or I get distracted by something shiny and stop paying attention to this quest. This is the gallery where I will post my pictures of my near misses at spotting Mr. Vance in his natural habitat and discovering the truth about him.